Hi! Im Astrid, im 16, from Norway and i reblog what I like, so fandoms/music/art/fashion collide. Talk to me if you like, I do not bite like the TARDIS.


trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on


up until the age of three my mum took me to countless doctors and got me checked out a billion times because she thought i was deaf and i wasnt speaking but it turned out that i was just ignoring everyone unless food/toys/things i want were involved. nothing has changed tbh



When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*


it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

Anonymous asked: what's the stupidest thing you've ever done so far in your entire life






is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”


marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you